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Sounds Like You Need A Handjob
December 9, 2009, 7:53 PM
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Thanks Afro Jacks!

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Mobile Dominatrix
December 2, 2009, 1:09 PM
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Ever wanted to get whipped on your lunch break? Well, if you head over to Germany you should look up the Domina-mobile services to take care of all your masochistic needs.

This once a Renault van is now a full operating S&M dungeon complete with chains, whips, handcuffs and power steering. Check out more pics below or here on The Chive.

[via Anorak News]

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Sexual Harassment Is Funny
November 17, 2009, 1:57 PM
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I think people violate our sexual harassment policy on a daily basis, then again, I work at a porn shop.

[via Holy Taco]

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Vampire Fleshlight
November 16, 2009, 11:23 AM
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With all these (stupid piece of shit) movies like Twilight coming out, it’s no surprise to me that the sex toy industry would be trying to get into that market. One of the most promising new toys that came out (har har) is the Succu Dry by Fleshlight. This product will complete all of your vampire desires and can be your own little secret because of its soda can disguise. So for all you True Blood fans, go out and start fucking vampires! Or just vampire sex toys shaped like cans.

For those who don’t know much about this Fleshlight product, I would try checking out their website or read this funny review of their other products from Gizmodo.

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Have Sex With Your Snuggie
September 9, 2009, 10:27 AM
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So you’re laying around in your Snuggie and suddenly you want to get it on, but you are too comfortable because the Snuggie is like crack, you can’t just get out of it, it’s too fucking comfortable, so what do you do?

Many times before, you would have to take off the Snuggie to savagely ravage you women or man but not anymore! Now there is an online manual for sexual Snuggie users everywhere, The Snuggie Sutra.

Pig In A Blanket

On this site you can find lots of different positions to try like the superwoman or the tablecloth. Check out the website for more positions to comfy up your sex life!

[via iheartchaos]