Filed under: Mervatron, Random | Tags: Fleshlight, Sex, Sex Toys, Succu, Vampire
With all these (stupid piece of shit) movies like Twilight coming out, it’s no surprise to me that the sex toy industry would be trying to get into that market. One of the most promising new toys that came out (har har) is the Succu Dry by Fleshlight. This product will complete all of your vampire desires and can be your own little secret because of its soda can disguise. So for all you True Blood fans, go out and start fucking vampires! Or just vampire sex toys shaped like cans.
For those who don’t know much about this Fleshlight product, I would try checking out their website or read this funny review of their other products from Gizmodo.
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Filed under: Mervatron, News, Random | Tags: Baby Toy, Breast Feeding, Sex Toys, Toys
Bebé Glotón is a toy from the Berjuan company in Spain which was created to promote breast feeding.
Bebé Glotón (or “Gluttonous Baby”in English) works like this:
1. You put the fake boobs on and they have sensors on the nipple region that tells the baby to start sucking away.
2. The baby will start crying letting you know that it needs to be burped.
3. You smack the shi… I mean, you pat the baby on the back until it burps.
4. You walk away feeling like a proud 8 year old mother.
Some people have been down right outraged at this new product and there are those who got outraged about people being outraged! I think I have to try the product for myself, I mean who doesn’t like their nipples being sucked? I think this could easily turn into the next adult toy and if it does, I better get some credit for it!
Luxury-Pleasures recently releases their new line of sex toys calling it Genesis. The concept of the sex toys are based off the bible’s theory of the world being created in 7 days, so every day you will use a new sex toy and play God at the same time! Some of the toys include a dildo candle (to symbolize when God created light), a cock ring (to symbolize when God created vegetation) and a feather tickler (for when God created birds). The designer of this line is Jacobo Muñoz, thanks Jacobo for arousing more interest in religion!
[via Nerdcore]
