The Giant Fucking Robot

Happy Bastille Day folks! As a tradition you are suppose to jump into a pool naked at midnight… leave it to the French huh? Here’s Jackie and Dunlap’s take on Bastille Day, Tour De France and Wendy’s Chili:

[via Red State Update]

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Al Frank is on a rampage!

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I really really really want this ringtone although my Super Mario Bros one is just as good:

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He has come to save the day:

via Jib Jab. Check out some more fun things:

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Remi Gaillard is at it again.

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This only makes me question the sexuality of the Jonas Brothers even more:

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Not sure why people even bother posting videos of themselves playing covers, this guy must have thought David Bowie would appreciate it?

via Look At This Fucking Hipster

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