Filed under: Mervatron
These Myspace announcements are driving me crazy. If you want a faster line-up announcement go to THIS SITE.
Filed under: Entertainment, Mervatron, News | Tags: Bonnaroo, Line-up, Music
NOTE: This is most likely fake according to the e-mails I keep receiving, apparently someone at Inforoo.org made it using a member’s line up wish list. Oh well, guess we’ll have to wait for the 9th! Still excited as shiiiiiitttttt!
One of my contacts on the inside sent me this….. I’m so hoping it’s the real deal.
Filed under: Mervatron, Random | Tags: Dancing, Funny Videos, Lady Gaga, Politics, Rush Limbaugh
[YouTube link]
And they say Conservatives can’t dance, silly people.
Filed under: Entertainment, Mervatron | Tags: Conan, Controversy, Funny Videos, Leno, NBC, Taiwan
Thanks Guizot for the find!
If you haven’t seen the lovely Taiwanese NMA News well then you are in for a real treat….
Also, I think everyone should cut out newspaper headlines about Conan getting screwed in the ass by NBC and send them to:
Headlines 3000 W. Alameda Ave.
Burbank, CA 91523.
F%**%%*CK JAY LENO!
Summer at the Jersey Shore officially kicks off when eight kids move out of their bunk beds and into their summer share. Don’t miss the romances, the fist pumping, juice heads…and juice boxes. And remember, never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
Filed under: Mervatron, Random | Tags: Awful, Music, Terrible Music, Who the fuck would listen to this?
I recently saw this video on LATFH and well…. I mean… how about you watch it and tell me what you think:
Alright, so clearly we can tell this isn’t even close to the greatest music ever written and if this music didn’t exist it probably wouldn’t change anything, in fact it might make the world a better place. So naturally I had to let my opinion be heard and so did the other thousands of LATFH followers and we bombarded his YouTube page with comments, something along the lines of…
Are you fucking kidding me, this is a joke right? If this isn’t a joke i feel sorry for you.
Seriously?!?! Why do you have a drummer on the video, those are clearly not drum tracks
Autotune and fake drums? You are missing a rapper.
Well you get the point. So, next day we come to find out that the Uploader/Lead Singer of this masterpiece is now approving comments and he deleted all the negative comments. Really bro? Really? I mean, you are a creative person, you might as well learn how to embrace criticism because it is going to come at you all the time, especially when you write lyrics like this.
Well since the big pussy screens his comments I decided to hit up this lyrical geniuses profile page simply saying he should probably learn to take criticism if he is going to pursue this career of his and of course this post was deleted and came along with this lovely e-mail:
Subject: HEY DUDE!
why dont you eat a fucking bag of shit you fucking nigger cunt?? :)
***NOTE: This is not photoshopped, Kelly Orr has been going around trying to claim that all the e-mails he sent out (to multiple people including my friends) have been shopped, I can assure you I have plenty of proof.***
I felt hurt, because I had a stomach ache mainly, I ate a burrito and it was way to huge. But also, I was just called a nigger cunt by a fucking hipster douche bag that sings like a fucking women on her period. Well Mr. Kelly, I hope you grow some balls because it is just sad to see you get so worked up over a song anybody could write in under a minute.
Well this is really just a ramble post, because no one should be this rude, especially since I never used any profanity or called him names, I simply wanted my opinion to be heard and now it is. I apologize to all the 14 year old fans that I offended in this post, but I promise you when you grow up, you will understand why this music is stupid.
VIDEO LINK
D-BAGS YOUTUBE PAGE LINK
Filed under: Mervatron, Random | Tags: Computer, Funny Videos, HP, Race, racist
Seems that HP computers might want to redesign their face tracking feature on their web cam before they start a riot….
[via CrunchGear]
Filed under: Entertainment, Mervatron, Random | Tags: Carl's Jr., Girls, Hardees, Hot, Videos
Here is a new commercial from Carl’s Jr. (or for all you Southerners Hardee’s) featuring the one and only Kim Kardashian eating up some juicy salad leftovers. Yum. This video is probably better than her sex tape she did with Ray J but then again, celebrity sex tapes have never been my thing, I’m more into the 80’s classic porn, with all that hair, that shit is hot.
Well check out the video below and soon enough you will be craving a big juicy tossed salad of your own.
Filed under: Entertainment, Mervatron, Random | Tags: Funny Videos, Pac Man, Super Mario
This crazy little Russian video titled Марио против Пакмэна was found on this YouTuber’s page. Enjoy!
[via The Daily What]
